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Not Sally and the Agents of DUCK
Did I mention, this adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi-aquatic poisonous egg-laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story.
Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,241 - Published: 7/14
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Screenplay The Primary Part
Arthur Dent is trying to prevent his house from being bulldozed when his friend Ford Prefect whisks him into outer space. It turns out Ford is an alien who has just saved Arthur from Earth's total annihilation. Ford introduces Arthur to his myriad friends, including many-headed President Zaphod Beeblebrox and sexy refugee and astrophysicist Trillian.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,071 - Published: 7/12 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod Beebebrox IV - Complete
On the 125th Story
by Random Guise reviews
Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
Arthur comes up with an alternative way to discover the Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.
Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Published: 6/22/2018
In which Zaphod is bored
by sadly just human
Zaphod's bored. Pretty much a pointless thing for towel day.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Ford P., Zaphod B. - Complete
Waiting for the Earthman
by mahmfic reviews
Ford waits for Arthur to come home during winter. Can be read as gen or pre-slash. This was written in 2008 and I guess I wasn't into fact checking back then.
Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Aimlessly Selected Guide Entries
by ColinCeption reviews
The title says it all really. I don't even have to be here to summarize it. I guess i'll just rest a while then. Wake me up when my services are needed again.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/28/2017
On Prehistoric Earth
by nitilia reviews
Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.
Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Heart Too Cold
by Erik Sax
After Zaphod stole the Heart of Gold, They went after him, but there were a few ... false starts
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Complete
Bruthe ist ein ein ganz normaler Barmann. Er hat jedoch das Pech im Universum von "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" auf der Erde zu leben. In dieser sehr kurzen Fanfiction erfährt man, wie seine letzten 2 Minuten auf dem schönen fast-handgemachten Planeten Erde verliefen.
Rated: T - German - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
by Lewot reviews
A conclusion to the Hitchhiker book series (excluding/replacing "And Another Thing..."). Very specifically the book continuity rather than any other version. It can serve either as an end to the series or a jumping-off point for new adventures. Basically just ties up all the loose ends.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Arthur D., Ford P., Zaphod B., Trillian - Complete
A Puff of Logic
by John Matthew Chanaud reviews
This is either a very short story, or the first chapter of another H2G2 novel with which I've been struggling for some time...
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2016
by PegamooseG reviews
H2G2 and Douglas Adams have inspired my style of writing. This story explores what I've pondered about other individual's encounters with the remarkable Guide. In this story, a man in prison is sent on a mission to embellish an entry for the Guide. This story involves unique characters from the series of books with only the Guide itself as the zen diagram overlap. Enjoy!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015
Universe, time and everything (except perhaps tea)
by The Corpse Maker reviews
It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe was created by a depressive robot ? h2g2 fanfiction
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Marvin, Zaphod B. - Complete
Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Tea
by NMDSynthesiser reviews
Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are extremely exasperated with the Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser and tries to complain about it with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. However, the complaints division is too stuffed up and messy to do anything. They have to think up a better plan. By the way, share and enjoy!
Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
Ode To A Small Green Lump Of Putty I Found In My Armpit
by spescontramundum reviews
If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2015
The Printer's Guide To The Galaxy
by BabelShift reviews
A unfinished adventure through space-time-comedy continuum. It involves some reference to 3d printing, but do not be scared, it's rubbish. Hope you enjoy it and DON'T PANIC.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Arthur D.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to High School
by sky.guinalie reviews
This is an AU where space travel and such is out of the question and the only thing our four favorite characters are trying to survive is the perils of high school, which is very much harder than it looks. For pairings there'll first be Ford/Arthur and Zaphod/Trillian, then Arthur/Fenchurch. Please review!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B.
Beta Rosemary Epsilon hates her job a burger joint in space, but she hates her boss more. A story written for my Creative Writing class, set in the universe of Hitchhiker's Guide. T for Language.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
by Eira Lloyd reviews
Benjy mouse is not amused by the Earth being blown up. So he finds a way to undo it. One-shot.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Benjy - Complete
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by thequillofimagination reviews
It is a curious fact that most planets developed the game of football independently... Guide entry, apropos of nothing really
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014